Wisconsin Paradigm Shift

I’m driving along in the #3 lane and get behind a very slow vehicle. I put on my blinker, but no one is letting me in – and I mean no one. I start thinking to myself, “Boy, these people in Wisconsin aren’t very nice.” I may have even yelled, “Jiminy!” When we get to the camp site, I realize that somehow/someway, our “umbilical cord” got crimped in the bumper. As a result, our tail lights and blinkers were not working. I take back every bad thought I had about Wisconsinonians!